What's Missing?

So what isn't there? A pair of plaid shorts and a couple of sheets of white plastic film. I finally decided that if I didn't start picking up junk along the river, it would simply stay there. My kayak was actually pretty full by the time I finished, but it was only about 1/3 of our garbage can. Of course, some of the trash could be recycled. I left a motorcycle wheel and tire, a car door, and a piece of carpet. Maybe when I canoe down I'll be able to pick up some of that junk.